about me:
I am the great cornholio
Netflix date nights, cuddling with snoop, oscar isaac cos he makes everything better, blanket forts in the living room, guest wifi, nick's nipples, wedding planning, pizza, benadryl, long johns, red lipstick, the smell of Christmas trees, the poop emoji, Canada Dry cranberry ginger-ale, early morning serenades
chipotle (R.I.P), killer uterus cramps, Kardashian + Jenner clan, sporadic hive breakouts, early mornings, Amy Schumer cos she isn't funny yall, anyone who thinks 50 shades of grey is sexy, heavy rain storms, people who come in to work sick, itchy sweaters, long meetings.
best of 2015:
shows (14)

animation (6)

movies (23)

documentary (8)

podcasts (8)